At the store: Oh my fucking god. Seriously? Did you have to get 100 fucking things and then decide not to bring your money?
Driving: Oh you're going to cut me off? Let me flip you off. Now you're going to drive up super close to the back of my car? Here let me slam on the fucking breaks.
Out in public: Don't fucking stare at me. Mind your own god damn fucking business.
Demon tries to come out of the closet: Get the fuck back in that closet and stay in there. I am NOT fucking dealing with your shit tonight.
So i stayed home today because honestly i didn’t feel like being called a bitch by people at my stupid school. But anyway i was opening something and i couldn’t so i used a knife to poke a hole through the top and my stepdad comes up behind me an laughs saying “careful you might cut yourself”. Like really you know about my problem and your going to make a damn joke about it…UGH i hate my stepdad, i hate that i have to act like i care about him when i wish my mom had never even met him. Sorry for wasting your time if you read this, i guess it was just a little rant for me.
never introduce your friends to one another because they end up liking each other more than they ever liked you
Thanks you so much. you do not realize how much this comment means to me. And don’t worry i have already kicked a couple idiot and im not sure if they will have children
I’ve always been thrown down, left with no one to care.
I would walk into a room and everyone would stare.
They laugh and say I should just be dead.
No one would cry, just already put a gun to your head.
Nobody would miss you, you’re already gone.